{"product_id":"certified-passenger-princess-fake-id-card","title":"Certified Passenger Princess Fake ID Card","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(220, 147, 216);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis identification card is reserved for only the most passenger of princesses. The ones that refuse to drive anywhere because they look so good eating their snack and beating a dead horse from the passenger seat.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cb id=\"docs-internal-guid-9784334e-7fff-2b88-4bb3-072569ab6280\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✨\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e Includes one (1) parody ID Card\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cb id=\"docs-internal-guid-9784334e-7fff-2b88-4bb3-072569ab6280\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✨\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e Card is 3.38\" x 2.12\" (Standard ID sizing) fits most wallet ID slots\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cb id=\"docs-internal-guid-9784334e-7fff-2b88-4bb3-072569ab6280\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✨\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e Glossy PVC Material, 0.76 mm thickness, durable and long lasting\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cb id=\"docs-internal-guid-9784334e-7fff-2b88-4bb3-072569ab6280\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✨\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e Each ID Card is enclosed in a protective sleeve for a safe journey to you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNext time you're asked to show your ID, pull out a silly surprise! Our durable, hard plastic Turtle's Soup Novelty ID cards are the perfect size to fit in your wallet. They're double-sided with unique art and quirky text on both front and back. Perfect for pranking your friends or the local bartender! 💳\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDisclaimer: These parody ID cards are for entertainment purposes only. Misuse may lead to legal consequences. Purchaser assumes all responsibility for lawful use. Seller not liable for any misuse or legal issues arising from it. Buyer agrees to comply with all applicable laws.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Turtle's Soup","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49341504487643,"sku":"ID-035","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1271\/9431\/files\/ID-035.png?v=1790030817","url":"https:\/\/turtlessoup.com\/products\/certified-passenger-princess-fake-id-card","provider":"Turtle's Soup","version":"1.0","type":"link"}