{"product_id":"critical-fail-vinyl-sticker","title":"Critical Fail Vinyl Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #8e7cc3; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eAw beans, you rolled a ONE?! That’s a critical failure, this is not gonna end well…\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan id=\"docs-internal-guid-10252b55-7fff-c4db-bb44-83ded67f670c\" style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #cc4125; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e🎲\u003c\/span\u003e Includes one (1) vinyl sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan id=\"docs-internal-guid-10252b55-7fff-c4db-bb44-83ded67f670c\" style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #cc4125; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e🎲\u003c\/span\u003e Sticker is roughly 3\" x 3\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan id=\"docs-internal-guid-10252b55-7fff-c4db-bb44-83ded67f670c\" style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #cc4125; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e🎲\u003c\/span\u003e Scratch resistant, weatherproof, and waterproof\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOur vinyl stickers are printed on Turtley Awesome premium vinyl with a permanent adhesive. Each one is coated with a protective laminate that makes them super durable \u0026amp; resistant to fading, scratching, tearing, and water. They can even be safely run through a dishwasher! \u003cem\u003e💦\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Turtle's Soup","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48834232647899,"sku":"S-1267","price":3.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1271\/9431\/files\/S-1267_99f86840-254e-4d74-9e55-b12863b4bcb0.png?v=1780424938","url":"https:\/\/turtlessoup.com\/products\/critical-fail-vinyl-sticker","provider":"Turtle's Soup","version":"1.0","type":"link"}