{"product_id":"o-fish-al-license-novelty-id-card","title":"O-Fish-Al License Novelty ID Card","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(52, 203, 143);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis O-Fish-Al fishing license is 100% real and will absolutely guarantee your eligibility to fish in all bodies of water and catch any kind of fish. Maybe just don’t let the park rangers see it though… \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cb id=\"docs-internal-guid-9784334e-7fff-2b88-4bb3-072569ab6280\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✨\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e Includes one (1) parody ID Card\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cb id=\"docs-internal-guid-9784334e-7fff-2b88-4bb3-072569ab6280\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✨\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e Card is 3.38\" x 2.12\" (Standard ID sizing) fits most wallet ID slots\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cb id=\"docs-internal-guid-9784334e-7fff-2b88-4bb3-072569ab6280\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✨\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e Glossy PVC Material, 0.76 mm thickness, durable and long lasting\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cb id=\"docs-internal-guid-9784334e-7fff-2b88-4bb3-072569ab6280\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✨\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e Each ID Card is enclosed in a protective sleeve for a safe journey to you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNext time you're asked to show your ID, pull out a silly surprise! Our durable, hard plastic Turtle's Soup Novelty ID cards are the perfect size to fit in your wallet. They're double-sided with unique art and quirky text on both front and back. Perfect for pranking your friends or the local bartender! 💳\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDisclaimer: These parody ID cards are for entertainment purposes only. Misuse may lead to legal consequences. Purchaser assumes all responsibility for lawful use. Seller not liable for any misuse or legal issues arising from it. Buyer agrees to comply with all applicable laws.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Turtle's Soup","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49127329693915,"sku":"ID-032","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1271\/9431\/files\/ID-032.png?v=1786482033","url":"https:\/\/turtlessoup.com\/products\/o-fish-al-license-novelty-id-card","provider":"Turtle's Soup","version":"1.0","type":"link"}