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Get Those Candy Gains Holiday Card

$4.99
by Turtle's Soup
Type: Greeting Card
SKU: C-079
Make sure you leave Santa cookies and a protein shake this Christmas because he’s been working hard and getting swole all winter long! He’s been bench pressing and deadlifting all the giant candy canes in the Candy Forest outside of his workshop. With the support of his two workout buddies Rudolf and Tinsel the Elf, he’s worked his way to deadlifting 700 lbs! (Those candy canes are really solid). You get those candy gains, Santa!
 
🎅 Includes one (1) greeting card
🏋️‍♂️ Card size is 4.25" x 5.5" (A2 folded)
🎅 Blank inside for your personal message
🏋️‍♂️ Includes matching envelope and protected in a sleeve
🎅 Printed with soy based ink on responsibly sourced 30% post consumer recycled paper
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  • Any accessories or props shown in photos are not included.
  • All of our designs feature original artwork created by Turtle's Soup LLC. Our items and designs are for personal use only and are not to be copied, imitated, resold, or redistributed without our written consent.
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